***SALUTE THE PIGEON***

~*~StEpHaNiE's PaGe~*~

This bit of my site is dedicated to that brave lil tie badge...the one and only TRUE destructor...the bringer of all evil...the lover of all things chaotic...the PIGEON OF MAYHEM...

Okay...not EVERYBODY can become an expert PIGEON SALUTER....but you can be an expert-wannabe pigeon saluter...which isnt too bad...because no one else will notice you're an expert-wannabe...except of course the experts...Anyway...there are FIVE basic steps into becoming a pigeon saluter...follow them correctly and you'll be on the path of mayhem, chaos and destruction in NO time...

RULE NUMBER ONE

When doing the pigeon salute confidence is required. Just act confident if your not...who's gonna know??? Make a SUPER tight fist and hold about level with your eyes. And having it face forward...thats IMPORTANT!!! And when your fist is there you've gotta say "I'M COOL."

RULE NUMBER TWO

Now here's the TRICKY bit...now that you have a nice forward facing fist...bend your fist from the wrist down into a 90 degree angle. Its not THAT hard...and when you've done that say "YOU'RE COOL."

RULE NUMBER THREE

Now... is another difficult part...for all you unco people...after you're fist is in the 90 degree angle straighten it while you bring you're other fist into the forward facing fist pose...so now...you have TWO forward facing fists and then drop both fists into 90 degree anglse from the wrist...OHMIGOD!!! Now you say "WE'RE ALL COOL."

RULE NUMBER FOUR

Okay...now...drop you're left fist and take you're right one back as if you're gonna HIT someone...and then PUSH it right out in front of you spreading your fingers as WIDE as they can go and say "PSYCHO BUNNY."

RULE NUMBER FOUR

Now this is the FINAL rule in the SALUTE THE PIGEON sequence...all you've gotta do is salute with you're right hand...just a normal everyday salute...and say at the same time "SALUTE THE PIGEON."

I'M COOL

YOU'RE COOL

WE'RE ALL COOL

PSYCHO BUNNY

SALUTE THE PIGEON