Introduction:
If you have ever taken a road trip you will know how boring it can get. To combat that boredom we have listed a few tips below for you to try. Not all of these tips will work all the time. However, you will have lots of fun trying. These can be applied to other drivers as well as your own passengers.

1. Every time you happen to see some road kill stop the car get your portable alter out and sacrifice it to the road gods. If anyone gives you trouble remind them about the freedom of religion.

2. When stopped next to another car at a light, roll down your window and say in a proper English accent, "Would you have any Grey Poupon?"

3. Pass as many cars as you can, then drive 15 mph below the speed limit.

4. Throw Spam.

5. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down...to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

6. Turn on a soft rock radio station, blast it as loud as you can stand and start head banging.

7. Write the words "Help Me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

8. Complain about the music, turn the radio off and start singing various country hits without any music.

9. Keep at least five cats in the car. Not having a litter box will increase the annoyance factor.
10. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
11. Restart your car at every stoplight.

Finishing Touches: With just a little practice and patience you can learn to annoy practically anyone on a road trip.

Introduction:
If you ever find yourself sitting at work and you think to yourself"I really need to start livening up this office"or"Bob is really starting to get on my nerves"learning how to annoy your co-workers may be the solution for you. This will not only relieve your stress but may provide hours of enjoyment for yourself (and tick off someone that really needs it). Simply follow the directions below to learn how.

1. First try bringing your dog to work. This method may not work on everyonebut it should work on that grumpy old guy in the next cubicle over. The bigger the dog the better. Also remember not to give your dog a bath before bringing it. That dirty dog smell will be very effective in pissing your co-workers off. Just remember to pretend that you cant smell a thing. Also try telling a co-worker (not asking) to watch your dog while you take a lunch, use the restroom, take a smoke break, or while you have to attend that important meeting. Another good way to annoy someone is to wait until the dog is whining to relieve itself. Then in a very loud and annoyed tone tell the co-worker "Are you deaf? Cant you hear that the dog needs to go out! I took it out last time; its your turn now! And dont come back until the dog takes a dump."
2. Another very effective method of annoying your co-workers is to talk on the phone with your significant other in a baby voice. It works even better if you do it just loud enough for everyone to hear while you pretend that you think you are being very quite. The more calls you take the greater the annoyance level be. You could also try calling your significant other instead of waiting for them to call. If you dont have onethat is not a problem, simply pick the phone up and pretend to call someone (they will never know the difference).
3. If you happen to work in an office with a PA system or phone PA system you can annoy the entire office at one time. This method will save time and if you want to annoy anonymously this is usually the best way to go. Start by paging the office every time you complete a task, project, or anything else that is in your job description. Making animal noises such as mooing, or meowing will also work. However this could also cause laughing instead (which is definitely not your goal).
4. Faking turrets syndrome or whispering to your self are still among the most popular forms of annoyance. My personal favorite is whispering to your self about how the FBI will be coming soon to take all of your co-workers away (except you of course) and the give a small devious laugh. Softly singing "Mary had a Little Lamb" will also get on anyones nerves real fast.

Finishing Touches: By simply using a few of the above-mentioned methods, or even trying a few of your own, you will be annoying the most patient person in your work place.

Introduction:
Whether in college of high school, computer labs are becoming an integral part of the learning experience. At the same time, it has become easier to pull pranks on other students because of this. If you want to really get someone confused or freaked out try some of our tips.

1. If the student at the neighboring computer is using a word processor program open the same on up on your computer. If you can, try to switch the keyboard inputs on both computers (this is easier if you do it before hand). Then when they type something in it will show up on your computer while nothing shows up on theirs. Then start typing things like, "Leave me alone!!!" or "You always hit my keys to hard, be more gentle." This will not only confuse them but they may begin to think the computer has a mind of its own.
2. Try to put a Nintendo cartridge into the 3.5-inch floppy drive. When it does not fit go to the lab supervisor and ask for assistance.
3. Bring several large magnets and make sure the lab supervisor sees you with them.
4. Bring a cordless power saw to the lab. When someone asks what that is for say, "Just in case the compute acts up again."
5. Place nail and hair clippings in your neighbor's keyboard.
6. Attempt to reformat as many of the computers as possible.
7. Try popping keys off the keyboard and replace them in the wrong order.
8. Find an online version of the bible. Print out the entire thing and leave the lab (since it will not be done for a few days anyway).
9. Place some dry ice behind you monitor. Then tell the lab supersivor that you think the monitor is fried.

Introduction:
Whenever you find yourself in a dead end job or you just hate the people you work with you might quit or you could get yourself fired. Getting yourself fired is almost always more fun. Please be careful with these tips. If you are just trying them for fun you may still get yourself fired.

1. Whenever the boss starts to tell you a story, interrupt him/her with a story of your own. Make sure the story is boring and has no point whatsoever.
2. Whenever your boss gets on the phone, scream, "Get off the phone, Im excepting a call from _____(a competitor) about the interview I had!"
3. When your boss asks you to do something laugh out loud as if your boss were making a joke. Then say, "Were you being serious?"
4. Go to the office naked. When your boss tells you to get some cloths on tell him that he cant discriminate against you because of your religious beliefs. Then threaten to sue.
5. When you take a call for your boss say, "Im sorry he is taking a nap right now, can I take a message?"
6. Shred every document in your bosss office, then take each shredded page and put it back where you found it. When your boss asks what happened just laugh.
7. Send flowers to your bosss spouse with an anonymous not attached. The next day ask your boss how the spouse liked the flowers.
8. Pee in your bosss desk.
9. Erase all of the files on your bosss computer.
10. Loosen all of the bolts on your bosss desk and chair. When they collapse laugh, making it obvious that you did it.

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